My therapist says that my deep seated need to give things away stems from me watching too many re-runs of "WKRP". Honestly, what male child of the 70s didn't stand in front of the mirror with a hairbrush and pretend to be "Dr. Johnny Fever"? So to scratch my itch, let's give away a ticket to ZendCon '07.

Here's the contest. Below you will see a Flash player queued up to play a 30 second commercial for ZendCon.

Near the end of the video is a panel that says "and of course..."

I'm looking for the best, ZendCon related answer to the answer to the panel, "and of course..." (you will understand after you've watched it)

Witty, poignant, silly, creative, none of these describe the ones I was able to come up with, so let's see you try.

I, along with a panel of highly partial judges will select the 6 best responses submitted. The submitter of the best answer will receive a free ticket to ZendCon '07, the submitters of the next 5 best will receive a free license to Zend Studio.

To be considered, all contest entries must be received by midnight, Pacific Time, August 26th. The winners will be notified sometime next week.

To submit your answer, watch the video think for more than 10 seconds (not more than 20 though, you don't want to over do it) and then drop me an email at contest@zend.com with your entry. All entries become property of Zend and you agree that if we like it, we can use it.

So there it is, the contest for the lazy. This is the easiest contest I could come up with to give away a ticket to ZendCon without standing on the street corner and just handing them out. We may have other contests where you can win a ticket to ZendCon '07 but I guarantee you that they will require more effort.

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